Dianamania

Ever since the death of Princess Diana, we’ve had no one to replace her in public esteem and adulation. We need someone like her to perk things up–someone young and beautiful and babelicious. Hollywood isn’t producing any Lana Turners or Betty Grables, and there’s no Gina Lollobrigida shaking up the Italians.

The world is in the doldrums as far as feminine beauty is concerned. How can we find the next Princess Diana? Why can’t nations join and plan a worldwide contest to select a new beauty goddess? What a shot in the arm that would be!

There are no comments on this post

Leave a Reply